rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

(via spoof)

googlebus:

I hate bad jokes unless I make them 

(via spoof)

untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

(via spoof)

untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

(via spoof)

blastortoise:

Green M&Ms count as vegetables right

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via succeeding)

kaliforhnia:

im lonely and i miss you please come back to me. 

(via done)

zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

(via succeeding)

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

(via succeeding)

prohibiti0n:

i have abs………..olutely nothing

(via succeeding)

wreckedblog:

how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you

(Source: pressing, via succeeding)

lzbth:

i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL

(via succeeding)

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