rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

(via disagreed)

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

(via succeeding)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via pizza)

gonewildcolor:

More @ http://gonewildcolor.tumblr.com

feat:

is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it 

(Source: feat, via pizza)

"We don’t talk anymore and you don’t seem to care."
A 10-word story  (via icy-brunette)

(Source: fkvn, via bigger-than-kim-kardashians-ass)

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

(via bigger-than-kim-kardashians-ass)

eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

(via pizza)

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

(Source: verticulars, via disagreed)

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

(via pizza)

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

(via cumfort)

stfukarla:

♡ i follow everyone back ♡
legalmexican:

what
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