catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

(via cumfort)

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender, via succeeding)

frageile:

reasons why you should date me

  • i’ll make you a sandwich

  • i have amazing taste in music

  • i’m too ugly to cheat

  • i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you

  • i have netflix

(via succeeding)

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via cumfort)

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

(Source: antiteen, via succeeding)

sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

image

(via succeeding)

gonewildcolor:

More @ http://gonewildcolor.tumblr.com

unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

(via pizza)

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via succeeding)

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

image

(via heart)

cakejam:

i have 2 moods:

  1. yes
  2. no

(Source: cakejam, via cumfort)

telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

(Source: telapathetic, via sopxhia)

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

(Source: bircls, via succeeding)

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